You Gotta Give Up Your Friendship If You Catch A Flying Axe And Your Friend Doesn't Bat An Eye

I’m not here to talk about this guy’s rapid quick reflexes. That’s a given. Unreal eye-hand coordination to catch that axe and potentially save a life. No denying that.

But what I am here to talk about his is asshole friend. My man just caught an AXE that would have pummeled the brain of the girl holding the camera, and the friend just stands there, hands in his pockets, as if he didn’t just see Spiderman in front of his own two eyes. What the fuck sort of reaction is that? Not even a fistpump? Not even a “HOLY SHIT BRO!!!”? How did he stand there with his hands in his pockets, not moving at all, with a stupid look on his face like it’s me at a high school homecoming dance? Give me SOMETHING! Anything! Your buddy just caught a god damn axe at the speed of sound! He should have jumped into his arms Dirty Dancing style. A ticker tape parade should have been thrown. Axe thrower guy gotta dump his friend. He just did the coolest thing he will ever do in his life and his friend could not have cared less. Friendship, over.